I Don’t Like the Font

My boss often sends me emails “Can you send me your feedback on the attached document by end of day?”

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Meet and Greet

Today we had a department meet and greet for my company. It was the usual get to know your new co-workers team building stuff. That means games. Read the rest of this entry »

Business Case

Working in an office like I do everything is driven by the business case. If there isn’t a business case to support an idea, its obviously retarded and beneath everyone and this entire organization.

Business cases are like heroin to these people. Anyone that is a “professional” loves that shit.

They bathe in that shit

They work out on a bowflex to that shit

They wax their gold 1992 honda accord with that shit

They use that shit as a yoga mat

They do a high-dive reverse double somersault into piles of that shit

That shit is their fucking life coach

They sell that shit for 220% mark-up at an organic fruit stand

They use that shit to level their TV stands