I Don’t Like the Font

My boss often sends me emails “Can you send me your feedback on the attached document by end of day?”

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Will Ferrell Impression

<HurrBot> I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS! (About Hurrbot)

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Calendars

They’re so fucking confusing with all the squares. It’s like every month is a new snakes and ladders and all I want to know is when is pizza day already.

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Human Emotion

<HurrBot> BZZT LOVE WHAT IS THING YOU HUMANS CALL L- :blowjob: (About Hurrbot)

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YOLO

I’ve been hearing a lot about this YOLO shit.

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Sick

<HurrBot>  i sneezed and it was like special effects B-roll from spiderman 3 About Hurrbot    

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Vroom Noise

I decided to do a few things to my car for the upcoming race season. 

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Meet and Greet

Today we had a department meet and greet for my company. It was the usual get to know your new co-workers team building stuff. That means games.

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Special Ass Dump Shoes

I want to be more classy in the bathroom. At first, naturally, I thought top hat. Maybe monacle! But then… Who would know? I need some black and white Fred Astaires. Tap shoes. That way when approaching the crescendo you can tap roll up to it. Then! Keraplooooosh! Then taptaptap delicate flush.

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Offroading 2: Out of Windows

Way back LAST YEAR when we still had snow (and it wasn’t plus 10 in January), I did a bit more offroading with Fresh Panzer and some homies.

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