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I’ve been hearing a lot about this YOLO shit.
Apparently it’s from a Drake song and stands for You Only Live Once and now that it’s popular preteen retards are using it as an excuse to be apocalyptically stupid. I heard one story where some girl said “Shit, I wanna go to jail because YOLO”
Dude fucking bath salts eat a face because YOLOLOLOLOKKJHWHEIEBRHEJFUCK
When I first heard the phrase YOLO I thought it was a racial slur against Mexicans. Someone said Yolo and I was shocked like this :O I gasped audibly and said in a harsh whisper:
Dude you can’t say Yolo! That shit is RACIST!
Turns out, not racist. Just an anthem for stupidity courtesy of Drake.
Yo why do you listen to drake? BECAUSE YOLO!
I was talking to a friend of mine about this and we agreed its much better if you think about it as an homage to the Bond film You Only Live Twice that Drake fucked up when recording his song.
Duuuuuuuuuuude that shit is YOLT!
YOLT, coming to a Kardasian twitter feed near you.