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I was out at Toys R Us the other day and saw that they had a basket of Angry Birds plush toys.
I wandered over and picked up one of them. There was a lady there who said
“I don’t understand why kids like these”
To which I replied “Angry Birds are AWESOME” >:( and held her blank stare with a Fierce Gaze.
She stammered and said she was a librarian and had come across an Angry Birds themed cookbook.
I said that it must be all chicken recipes.
She laughed politely – I continued my Fierce Gaze and slowly backed away.
Later on I was telling this story to someone who said
“Well, maybe it’s a pork cookbook? It could be Jewish.”
I replied “That totally makes sense! After all, the Angry Birds always fly to the east!!”
Angry Bird meat is therefore 100% Halal.