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I was at the grocery store last night buying popcorn. In front of me in line was a bit of a strange woman. As I walked up to the till I heard the following exchange between her and the cashier:
Crazy Woman: Wow… that is a really nice pen. Can I see that pen?
Cashier: Uh… <hands over pen>
CW: Wow thats so nice! <fondles pen inappropriately> mumblemumble i steal pens… mumblemumble i like pens mumblemumble
Cashier: …. yep… uh… wait what? <slowly retrieves pen from the clutches of crazy>
The woman stared back at the Cashier and handed over cash for her groceries and left.
I walked up and the Cashier asked me: Did she say she steals pens?
Me: Yep. That was pretty weird.
Cashier: Ya… when she first came up to the till one of her finger nails fell off and she immediately picked it up and put it in her MOUTH.
Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wow… listen, where can I get an application to work here?