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It is the summer. That means the ground is thawed out. Which in turn means that people are busy burying hidden treasure all over the place and dedicating timecapsules to inaugrate the opening of a new Payless Shoes. WHAT WILL PEOPLE BE WEARING IN 2050??!?!?!
It also means a shit load of construction. I mean just look at this fucking thing.
It’s like Where’s Waldo of finding NotRage. Where is it? Not on this map.
Of course, macro-economically speaking, construction in general is a positive thing. Giving money to infrastructure projects to boost the economy in times of need makes sense. Not as much sense as huge tax cuts for multinational corporations while cutting spending on healthcare and education, but some sense none-the-less.
On a personal level, take a minute to think about the benefits of road construction on every single city block.
I mean just the other day I was driving down a mere 100 metre long stretch of pristine flowing road when I thought to myself
“Boy, I’d sure like it if all my forward motion was halted for no good godamn reason”
*Quick check of the City Plan*
New traffic light just 50 feet down the road between 2 other traffic lights. I can now actually throw a baseball between the sets of lights!
JOY TO THE WORLD IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ALL MY LIFE!!!!!
Also, I love my bicycle.