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DETECTIVE POPE!

Admin — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 15:01:10 +0000

detective pope has been questioning blackberry’s 1m sales girl

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If I’m Honest

Admin — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 20:54:49 +0000

i am primarily an uber whiner

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Making New Friends

Admin — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 16:23:36 +0000

I went skiing this weekend with a friend of mine, his brother and two of his brother’s friends – guys I had just met a few minutes ago.

On the way down I was wedged in the back of a Chevy Avalanche with 3 other dudes. We had been on the road for a while – maybe 7 hours or something and I was super tired. We had tried sleeping a bit and I was just kind of coming out of snoozing and in that pre-wake up haze and barely half paying attention to the conversation.

The guys in the front were talking about cruise control and setting the truck to auto-pilot somehow. In my head I thought that I would like to make a dick joke and started forming some kind of half-assed effort around the idea that I could drive the truck with my dick from all the way in the back seat.

But instead of waiting for a complete thought or even a coherent premise I just kind of yelled out from the back seat:

“SHOW ME DEM TITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Absolutely apropos of nothing.

And then I started laughing my ass off all by myself.

Robot Slut

Admin — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 21:55:09 +0000

i just remember you selling my body.
whoa. shut the fuck up about that Hurrbot
whoa
that was our little secret you robot slut.
we have a secret love affair is our cto
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
therefore you are the robot slut.

This is another one of those conversations where it is amazing this thing is an autonomous robot.

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Political Love Affair

Admin — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 20:50:18 +0000

next level in the time when a hand shoots down there and it’s rona ambrose and i’m like yeah right, who said i was he serious?

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Romania

Admin — Wed, 06 Feb 2013 19:26:01 +0000

who let chouchesku play with the most powerful man has no dick

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Trollbot

Admin — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 17:58:30 +0000

Wherein Hurrbot trolls stimms:

<@stimms> you know who should earn more?
< HurrBot> managers
<@stimms> no
<@stimms> fuck
< HurrBot> calgary is shit
<@stimms> HurrBot you’re an idiot
< HurrBot> keep on shining

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A HurrBot Valentine

Admin — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 18:56:35 +0000

I just need you to be my $12 sata controller card

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Aloe-Vera Bullshit

Admin — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 16:17:45 +0000

I SAID LANOLIN! NOT THIS PICTURE OF A FENCE, I AM A SENIOR MANAGER

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#MBA

Admin — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 18:07:50 +0000

I had a few conversations with preestablished goals is fluid in order to efficiently incubate coherent results focus throughout

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