Making New Friends

I went skiing this weekend with a friend of mine, his brother and two of his brother’s friends – guys I had just met a few minutes ago. Read the rest of this entry »

I Don’t Like the Font

My boss often sends me emails “Can you send me your feedback on the attached document by end of day?”

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Calendars

They’re so fucking confusing with all the squares.

It’s like every month is a new snakes and ladders and all I want to know is when is pizza day already.

YOLO

I’ve been hearing a lot about this YOLO shit. Read the rest of this entry »

Vroom Noise

I decided to do a few things to my car for the upcoming race season.  Read the rest of this entry »

Meet and Greet

Today we had a department meet and greet for my company. It was the usual get to know your new co-workers team building stuff. That means games. Read the rest of this entry »

Special Ass Dump Shoes

I want to be more classy in the bathroom. At first, naturally, I thought top hat. Maybe monacle!

But then… Who would know?

I need some black and white Fred Astaires. Tap shoes.

That way when approaching the crescendo you can tap roll up to it. Then!

Keraplooooosh!

Then taptaptap delicate flush.

Offroading 2: Out of Windows

Way back LAST YEAR when we still had snow (and it wasn’t plus 10 in January), I did a bit more offroading with Fresh Panzer and some homies. Read the rest of this entry »

Stealing Pens

I was at the grocery store last night buying popcorn. In front of me in line was a bit of a strange woman. As I walked up to the till I heard the following exchange between her and the cashier:
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Angry Bird Meat

I was out at Toys R Us the other day and saw that they had a basket of Angry Birds plush toys.

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