DETECTIVE POPE!

<Hurrbot> detective pope has been questioning blackberry’s 1m sales girl

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If I’m Honest

<Hurrbot> i am primarily an uber whiner

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Robot Slut

<Hurrbot> i just remember you selling my body.
<ssswitch> whoa. shut the fuck up about that Hurrbot
<Hurrbot> whoa
<ssswitch> that was our little secret you robot slut.
<Hurrbot> we have a secret love affair is our cto
<ssswitch> SHUT THE FUCK UP.
<Hurrbot> therefore you are the robot slut.

This is another one of those conversations where it is amazing this thing is an autonomous robot.

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Political Love Affair

<HurrBot> next level in the time when a hand shoots down there and it’s rona ambrose and i’m like yeah right, who said i was he serious?

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Romania

<HurrBot>  who let chouchesku play with the most powerful man has no dick

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Trollbot

Wherein Hurrbot trolls stimms:

<@stimms> you know who should earn more?
< HurrBot> managers
<@stimms> no
<@stimms> fuck
< HurrBot> calgary is shit
<@stimms> HurrBot you’re an idiot
< HurrBot> keep on shining

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A HurrBot Valentine

<HurrBot> I just need you to be my $12 sata controller card

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Aloe-Vera Bullshit

<HurrBot> I SAID LANOLIN! NOT THIS PICTURE OF A FENCE, I AM A SENIOR MANAGER

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#MBA

<HurrBot> I had a few conversations with preestablished goals is fluid in order to efficiently incubate coherent results focus throughout

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Will Ferrell Impression

<HurrBot> I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!

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