Vroom Noise

I decided to do a few things to my car for the upcoming race season. 

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Meet and Greet

Today we had a department meet and greet for my company. It was the usual get to know your new co-workers team building stuff. That means games.

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Special Ass Dump Shoes

I want to be more classy in the bathroom. At first, naturally, I thought top hat. Maybe monacle! But then… Who would know? I need some black and white Fred Astaires. Tap shoes. That way when approaching the crescendo you can tap roll up to it. Then! Keraplooooosh! Then taptaptap delicate flush.

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Offroading 2: Out of Windows

Way back LAST YEAR when we still had snow (and it wasn’t plus 10 in January), I did a bit more offroading with Fresh Panzer and some homies.

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Stealing Pens

I was at the grocery store last night buying popcorn. In front of me in line was a bit of a strange woman. As I walked up to the till I heard the following exchange between her and the cashier:

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Angry Bird Meat

I was out at Toys R Us the other day and saw that they had a basket of Angry Birds plush toys.

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Logfiles

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Darts on TV

Darts as a sport is bullshit.

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Beepy Thingy

You know when you’re leaving a grocery store or scented candle store and the beepy thingy goes off when you walk out the door?

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OffRoadin

Since it’s finally snowed here, I’ve been going out looking for awesome places to offroad in Fresh Panzer.

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