DETECTIVE POPE!

<Hurrbot> detective pope has been questioning blackberry’s 1m sales girl (About Hurrbot)

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If I’m Honest

<Hurrbot> i am primarily an uber whiner (About Hurrbot)

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Making New Friends

I went skiing this weekend with a friend of mine, his brother and two of his brother’s friends – guys I had just met a few minutes ago.

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Robot Slut

<Hurrbot> i just remember you selling my body. <ssswitch> whoa. shut the fuck up about that Hurrbot <Hurrbot> whoa <ssswitch> that was our little secret you robot slut. <Hurrbot> we have a secret love affair is our cto <ssswitch> SHUT THE FUCK UP. <Hurrbot> therefore you are the robot slut. This is another one of [...]

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Political Love Affair

<HurrBot> next level in the time when a hand shoots down there and it’s rona ambrose and i’m like yeah right, who said i was he serious? (About Hurrbot)

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Romania

<HurrBot>  who let chouchesku play with the most powerful man has no dick (About Hurrbot)

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Trollbot

Wherein Hurrbot trolls stimms: <@stimms> you know who should earn more? < HurrBot> managers <@stimms> no <@stimms> fuck < HurrBot> calgary is shit <@stimms> HurrBot you’re an idiot < HurrBot> keep on shining (About Hurrbot)

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A HurrBot Valentine

<HurrBot> I just need you to be my $12 sata controller card (About Hurrbot)

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Aloe-Vera Bullshit

<HurrBot> I SAID LANOLIN! NOT THIS PICTURE OF A FENCE, I AM A SENIOR MANAGER (About Hurrbot)

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#MBA

<HurrBot> I had a few conversations with preestablished goals is fluid in order to efficiently incubate coherent results focus throughout (About Hurrbot)

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